Farewell to Android

[Alternate Title: "An Unsuccessful Foray into Poetry." Or, "Yet Another Reason We Shouldn't Let Hillary Have a Blog."]

With Friday’s release of the iPhone 5, it only seemed proper to draft some heartfelt adieux to my Samsung Galaxy S. From the first one I bought 20 months ago to the sixth free replacement I’ve received from Verizon, we’ve had a long journey together. It was truly the worst of times. Phone, just don’t spite me and die before my iPhone arrives – please. Continue reading